"Co-op members can buy a huge takeout cup of fair trade, organic coffee for only $1.25. Check the labels on the shelves to see how local each product is. This is the friendliest grocery store ever."
"The maple walnut muffins are amazing. You know there's real maple syrup in them because they're gooey at the bottom. NOM."
"Get to the hot buffet early -- like, before 5:00 -- if you want to buy takeout for dinner. The good stuff sells out quickly."