Anastasia Beaverhousen

"Love my girl, Erica!"

"Always pay for the security upgrade! Whatever the cost is worth my time to not get stuck behind some jackass that can't figure out what to do in security."

"Don't be an asshole if you are stuck waiting to take off. It's not the crews fault or anyone else on board. The plane isn't going to leave just because of you and your negative attitude."

"If you want perfection, see Erica."

"Never ever go here unless you enjoy suffering and horrible negligent care. You'd get better care from a homeless man practicing outside of a cardboard box."

"Just turn around and go back home. This state is that sad."