"Make sure to use the chin-up bar in the hall. Get your sweat on AND have a good time!"
"The cheese dip is pretty good, but the fried pickles are outstanding!"
"Beautify your teeth with their whitening procedure!"
"Pure Pump at noon is a great way to build muscle. Try it on Mondays & Wednesdays!"
"Visit the glorious ballroom on the third floor!"
"Amaretto Alexander- the best!"