"Ramen was very disappointing."
"Cleanest and quietest loos in central London."
"Overpriced for some pretty average food. Staff are nice enough."
"Inside layout designed by MC Escher."
"Make sure the wait staff are listening when you place your order. They have never once got my order right."
"International tourists go to the visitors centre on 1 1/2 floor for a 10% discount card"