"Only took me 2.5 hours to get my oil changed when I was 2nd in line to do so. This type of time management is what makes me proud to be a Wal-Mart customer."
"The freight trainengine they run overnight in the rooms are a nice touch. Wait, my wife just told me it is the window AC unit. Wait, I don't have a wife. So who did they send to my room? One star."