"I waited 15 minutes in line just to place an order... how bout you?"
"Holy crap PLEASE leave a self check out open at night or have more than one inept cashier... just waited 15 minutes to buy a Pepsi, and the line was even longer when I left! Fml!"
"Inbound afternoon trains are consistent... consistently late, that is."
"We are awesome people! :)"
"They are always out of something and customer service really lacks"
"Here's a tip for steak n shake: on a busy Sunday, invest in a hostess! Been standing here ten minutes and haven't even been acknowledged!"