"The "twenty dollar" steak sandwich is divine (it's not really $20). And of course, their salted caramel ice cream. Just go and eat here. You'll love it."
"Come visit the Razzmatazz and check in. :)"
"Don't come during urgent care. Spend the time to drive somewhere you don't have to spend 2 hours waiting. :("
"Robots are fun. Bring one with on your visit for a special prize."
"Please don't leave the gate open after you leave. Some dogs like to run out!!!"
"Try and guess how many people walk in and say "it's so quiet in here.""