"Don't bother complaining about the 45 minute wait for your food. The likely response will be a smart ass remark and a snotty eye roll from the worst server ever."
"Best HH ever ! Mon thru Thur 4 to 7"
"If you have kids, you need beer. Thank goodness for this place!"
"Come here if you enjoy crying, unconsolable infants who will only sleep in your arms after freakish amounts of milk."