"Carefully review your photographer. Meet with them, request to see a physical portfolio from at least one or two sessions. If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is. Don't get scammed!"
"Seek out Rachel. Best bartender ever."
"Always hire a professional photographer! It makes a world of difference. They aren't just smiling faces with a camera. They are skilled photo assassins who are trained in their craft!"
"You must see Rachel! Amazing bartender upstairs."
"Lane 15 truly is cursed. Stay far far away from it."