"I love the room service. Mini bottles of ketchup, yes!"
"The specialty cocktails are 8 bux, cheapest beer is pbr. Try it on tap for 2 bux. To the fellow below: you, sir, are a derivative."
"The tart yogurt is delicious! So is the home made chicken salad pita!"
"Seasoned fries are pretty good and drink specials are on point. Sit on the back deck and feed the cats. They'll eat anything."