"Shocking, warm sunny night in the garden and they decide to book a terrible live band playing bad indie rock tracks. Who ever thought this was a good ideas wants taking to one side."
"Avoid the Rosemary coated Polenta fries. Greasy shite"
"The online menu is nice but out of date, don't study is and build your hopes up for a certain meal, it's all changed."
"Great food, good service, try the steaks even though it's a fish restaurant, lush."
"If your order the streak salad, ask for a microscope to search for the tomato, onion and cucumber. It's basically just lettuce."