"Cool little club. Not the best sight-lines, though."
"Atrocious venue. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!! Go to L.A. if you have to!!"
"An interesting little place, too bad you can't actually see the bands because there doesn't seem to be any stage."
"The waffle was amazing but the chicken was very unimpressive. Try the mac and cheese if you must go there."
"Don't forget to sneak your gum in. The douchebags don't allow it in."