"By far the best guacamole in the state! Or as Caribbean/Trinidadian people call it.... Zaboca choka!!!"
"In the second room taken, coffee machine also missing parts, microwave doesn't work and room service delivery still hasn't arrived, and with no word on it's location (1.5hrs later)"
"Nice modern hotel! However, old small tv, coffee machine missing parts, and hair dryer not working. Somewhat disappointing for a modern style hotel with so many amenities!"
"My wife made me become mayor! It was a dictatorship, not a democratic decision! TIP: love spell smells lovely!"