"This home is currently for sale. It's a fabulous older home with lots of charm and character."
"Be sure to sit in Octavia's section. She's MF'in awesome!"
"You *must* try the @AllThingsSassy margarita! Pink, loaded with tequila and sweet...just like me. Tweet me @AllThingsSassy when you try it!"
"Caution: Lots of cuddling"
"Drop by Sassy Glass Studio's booth for a special Foursquare discount of 10% off the purchase you make that day! Super Sassy fused glass art."
"Convenient location. Fave spot to pick up beer and liquor when in town."