"Individual pastries from the cabinet are expensive, no prices posted. Get a 4 pack in front."
"Bring extra shoes and maybe a whole outfit - leave them in your car, don't take them with you. You'll want to change into something dry after canoeing."
"Excellent plate of nachos for $7.50!"
"Take the elevator to any floor, walk down the hall and imagine you're about to hire Sam Spade."
"Lucked out - no downtown hotel drop offs! Driver knows shortcuts."
"They play early Baroque chamber music over the P.A. - Classy!"