david polanco

"Shrimp and crab boil!"

"The place to hang out of youre a douche"

"Sooo sleepy"

"The only place in town where you can dress up like a deer and get a hand job from the back. Also the sheets have such a high thread count its like sleeping in lotion. Ask for the half price buttsuck."

"This whataburger has never f'ed my order"

"No where near autozone"