"Unless you look like a zombie from "return of the living dead". Don't attempt to skate at a "senior skate" if the old guy "Dave" is working the door. He's worse than the soup nazi. "NO ICE FOR YOU!!!""
"Just experienced the best "Total Lack of Customer Service" at any retail store EVER. Shame on you Crappy Tire. Shame."
"Out of fries??? WTF is that all about??"
"Go here to get your figure skates sharpened!!!"
"The French Fries at the concession are AWESOME!!!"
"If you go shopping for a new vehicle on a Saturday with 2 women you WILL be ignored by all of the staff here. Way better sales staff and customer service at Oakridge Ford."