Alexis

"This place is great for consensual cuddling and free condoms."

"The store is really pink and happy. Get a lollipop!"

"Run far away."

"The seating is kind of unconventional but the coffee and croissants are great. So's the music and the baristas."

"Get a whole pie. If you just get one or two slices, you'll come back for more. And the wait's already long as it is."