"They make you wait a terribly long time ...."
"Chris G. Hey - why do you check into places you don't actually go into?"
"Sleep in your CAR over this place!"
"Surprisingly, this is NOT the hidden gem it claims to be (sarcasm!)"
"Hey Chris G - stop checking into places you DONT actually go to!"
"This is the slowest Starbucks EVER, be prepared to wait!"