"Portions are either HUGE or very tiny ! Small font not applicable."
"They hand out the smallest portion of any chipotle. Be on the look out"
"You get the smallest portions at this location compared to any other Chipotle. Boo!"
"Depends on the stylist how good your hair looks (shocking!). Sometimes a week later, I'm like oh no"
"A pretty clean and not (I repeat) not sketchy laundromat... Yay!"
"Attractive blonde bartender on Sunday night was unfortunately very rude."