"25% off sale during June 2014 - moving sale!"
"The men's room toilet is missing a seat. Yeah."
"Abandon all hope of getting through quickly. Consider driving through the shopping mall parking lots to get through faster"
"Beware! Prices are jacked up compared to regular sbux"
"Come for the free low income tax clinics in early March delivered by the Chartered Accountants of Ontario! Contact LAMP/ASK for details"
"The geyser eruption is visible from upper levels too"