Alex D

"I got drunk"

"It's cash only, but while you're walking to the nearest ATM, all you will think about is how good this chicken is about to be"

"When picking a seat, most important is to make sure you get a working power outlet, then look for your own row or one with somebody who looks normal, then pray your driver doesn't suck"

"Count hundreds on the table and twenties on the flo"