"Croquet Monsieur is to die for!"
"Why on earth is there a vending machine with Pepsi & Mtn Dew at the gym?????"
"It's a must in Asheville! Funny, raunchy, and only for the open minded. Locals, keep an eye out for Local Wednesday in the summers, tours are $10 for you!"
"Veggie burgers & grilled chicken are available if you want a healthier option."
"We always eat our dinner with chopsticks. The waiter tied my sons with a rubber twist tie to help him out"
"If your considering a membership, talk to Josh. Very nice & does what he can to get you the right membership."