Jess H

"Eat chilaquiles, spicy."

"Order a deep dish classic w/a Blue Paddle. Play some songs on the jukebox and if you're lucky you'll hear them before you leave."

"Order a classic cheesesteak with Whiz, waffle fries with cheddar beer sauce, and Butterscotch Krimpets for dessert."

"Grab a 12 pack and round up some friends on a sunny day. Plant yourselves on Hipster Beach and enjoy the people watching. Make friends with someone who lives nearby so you can pee."

"Order the soft pretzel with a Pliny the Elder."

"Order a dozen falafel balls, baba ghanoush, and hummus to go. Take it home and make your own awesome falafel sandwiches."