"Best hot chocolate I have ever had in my LIFE!"
"Not that the food isn't fine (though the service is eh), but the only reason to come here is for margaritas. Like I'm doing now."
"If you're a light-skinned black man, these white men aren't checking for you... unless they're wasted."
"You CANNOT go wrong here. Enjoy, dammit."
"Don't stay here if you can help it."