"More double-unders per square foot than any other building on the street!"
"Ironically, the largest chapter of London's Severe Shyness Support Group meets here twice a fortnight."
"Lots of British accents in our groups?!"
"Ask a librarian to organize the books on your iPad or e-reader by the Dewey decimal system."
"I'm surprised this place passed inspection. There's a massive hole in the roof!!!"
"Where departure is the sweetest word..."