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"We were mistakenly stopped from getting on the boat we wanted and refused a refund. Told to suck it and take the tour in another language. Avoid and take a different tour operator."
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"Great beergarden, they show football events here as well on 4 huge screens."
"The beer is great. Just ask Paul!"
"Be sure to ask for Andy the waiter and tip him well - really nice guy and he gave us free ponchos for the walk home in torrential rain."