"Ask for a bunch of stuff and they don't have it. Had to ask water 3 god damn times before we get it. Maybe there should be more than 1 server taking the entire house's order. Not impressed. Tsk tsk"
"They have an ATM! If its nice and warm, make sure to take pics by the long driveway when you first enter. Reminiscent of a scene from My Best Friend's Wedding; Gorgeous!"