"Baked tottie in here is banging!!"
"Get your munchies in the Asda beside it, too expensive in here!!"
"No wifi at all! No where near a 4 star hotel!! Looks like the shining hotel!"
"Toilets in here are REVOLTING!! Do not go in if you can help it!"
"Absolutely beautiful hotel!! Staff are so lovely! The lifts are a tad complicated though read the sign!!"