"Don't eat here. Go to Maletti round the corner for pizza with actual flavour..."
"Excellent seafood. Any fish baked whole in salt is going to be a big hit. Fernando is your man."
"Get a late table after 9pm and you won't have to worry about a two hour time restriction. Then chill out and enjoy yourself, in spite of the honest, but slightly chaotic service..."
"An airport still stuck in the dark ages..."
"Buy 20 washes and save 30%"
"They pour Russian Standard Vodka - not bad for a pub ..."