"Well the cook called in drunk, but the waitress is going to make the wings anyway"
"Consistently the Longest, slowest check out lines of any walmart I have ever been to."
"Day manager didn't honor our scout mob. Said something about a machine down or some crap."
"Try the sea salt ice cream. No don't, try the phycadellic watermelons instead."
"Most slippery hill in NW Atl after a snow storm. The grounds crew refuses to shovel anything. You can usually find them hanging out doing nothing at what the call the shed."
"If you order the wings, ask for extra sauce. They're actually pretty good. Burgers are good too."