"The fire! It's real! Well gas anyway :-)"
"Whole place smells like wee. :("
"Serving sizes are huge..Get one between two!"
"Churros for two and a hot chocolate, always a good end to a wet and windy day..."
"Say hello in the lift! We dont bite! :)"
"On my second craic... This stuff is awesome. It'll put hair on your chest :)"