"The least busy theatre in the city. Also my favourite."
"It ain't no super-pretty U, dats fer shure."
"Tell the owners to buy a gosh darn couch for the main floor lobby!"
"Hey, Empire Building! Buy yourself a couch for the lobby! Pull yourself together and become an adult."
"If you have a horse, pick up it's feces. This is simple."
"Good service and an knowledgable wine and expensive liquor crew. People are complaining about service, so maybe they hate scruffy teenagers."