Adam

"worked here for six months. shrimp and grits are fucking awesome. make eggs at home and try something more interesting! birch beer float isn't on the menu but is awesome, ask for it blended."

"tuna melt with lettuce and tomato"

"just learned the hard way that there's no reason to order fries... your sandwich comes STUFFED with them!"

"try not to fall through the floors if you can avoid it, murder basement is terrifying and full of plastic beer cups"

"take a bag of tortilla chips home with you, you'll regret if you don't!"

"Twin Cheeseburger Deluxe is just two burgers with fries for a few bucks more, substitute items as needed. Get 'em on rye bread instead for 2 patty melts and save enough for a banana split."