"Could you please stop bring the mayor of my house please?"
"Stop creeping on my fucking territory. Jesus you have your own!"
"My beers are always cold!"
"How the fuck did my roommate make mayor of MY house?!"
"My kitchen masterpieces are topped only by the libations and company that frequent the confines of these four walls"
"Amber...call the store and ask for me ADAM HERRICK and I will make sure we resolve your unsatisfactory experience from your last visit!"