"Food is awesome, cheap and authentic. Beware of restrooms... They are tiny, dirty and horrid!"
"Twister is no fun when you play by yourself..."
"Don't expect much from the house salad... 2 slices of cucumber, 1 cherry tomato, and lettuce."
"This place blows! It closed at 11pm"
"Watch out for instructors with square hair cuts"
"Talk to salesman Matt Colla!! He makes the deals happen!!"