Adam Burke

"There has been a change in mayorship. All hail to Shelli. Queen of bungalow."

"Tip well! These guys pay close attention to detail. Reward them for it. Best hand wash around."

"Staff is super nice and professional. They do a great job putting you at ease... even when you do a stupid accident"

"Don't mess with the Mayor. He's a real prick."

"Screw chutes and ladders... time to play soldier!"

"I once saw this chick that looked like her eyes where on the side of her face. The waitress was confused when I said eyes on the side. She must be a herbavore."