Adam Bowler

"Smallest bar of soap I've seen in my life."

"These people are the worst! "Your package will be available for pick up anytime between 6 and 9." And by "anytime" they mean the vaguest sense of the word. They don't know when it'll be there."

"Newer building, loft-style units, secure parking, affordable rent, and an awesome location. What more can you ask for?"

"Lefty's breakfast burrito is the best in DIA. I've worked here for a year and a half, it's knife and fork legit."