"Try the chai with gingerbread, pumpkin, or cinnamon- you won't be disappointed!"
"Enjoy 10% everything and a 90 day guarantee on shoes with VIP; it's only 19.99 for your entire family, and with free shipping from the site, and regular events and parties, it pays for itself!"
"WHY ARE THE SEATS SO LOW, HELP. Otherwise, tasty."
"Service was a teeeeeny bit slow and a teeeeeny bit 'less-than-completely-stoked' service than I'm accustomed to in my DB adventures-- but still delicious!"
"I live here. I am a science bachelor. Please bring snacks round to the studio lounge."
"I live here. I'm a science bachelor. Please bring snacks round to the studio lounge."