Abed Next Stop Please

"You should consider catching mittens. I heard people pay good money for good cat meat."

"You have to try the dinosaur style... Omg so good.. Way better than animal style"

"If you can find Eli Jones he's always walking around in pink underwear... If you take a picture and post it on his fb he literally gives you 50 bucks! Just got my gas $$"

"Follow me on twitter? @AbedRR"

"Hey if your here tonight for Boys like Girls show come see me @ the merch table for Runner Runner and tell me the little lamb is hungry for a free gift"

"Seriously you have to try the double double dinasour style"