"There IS an actual D-Bag that lives here!!!!"
"Kolby is the best salesguy they hve on staff- he can sell a phone to a phone salesman!!!!"
"Schedule your session for after noon and end it with a beer from the well stocked fridge!!"
"This place reminds me of a hog roast except instead of hogs, it's hookers."
"It smells like fried food in here!!"