"Don't expect to be found innocent here. #unjust"
"Sushi and Reese's best combo!!!"
"The cabana is the best! Just steps from the water and hammocks. The pink hammock is the most comfortable but the nicest one is on the roof of the Torre pajaros ;)"
"Get the stupid sauce ;)"
"The washers take exactly 30 min. 5 min prewash, 25 min wash."
"Fucking baggage "handlers" can't read the word "fragile". Broke a $65 bottle of well wrapped tequila in my luggage."