"Bring your pets to See Spot Grooming! Ask about our 10% discount for new clients!"
"Yuppie central. Beware of people with extreme self entitlement."
"Check in and receive a $5 off coupon for your groom!"
"Get your dog groomed here by one of our professional petsylists! Prices by breed. Rabies vaccines are required."
"If you like Spicy, DONT get the deluxe spicy sandwich. Just get the plain. You pay 3 dollars more for a piece of lettuce and a tomato that detracts from the spicy goodness."
"You can get real drunk here. Ees for fun!"