"Despite the campsite description on the reservations website, there are no flushing toilets here (I don't mind but the wife was none too happy)"
"Try the Garden Stuffed Crepes!"
"Try the three-way it's muy bueno"
"So much good food but I have to say their cheesecake... Well, I could see myself resorting to crime if I had to in order to get more of it! Yeah, it's that good."