Alan Stoddard

"The coupons they send in the mail/newspaper don't apply to the framing bundle prices they have posted in store"

"Ask for their Road to Wiches Frequent Feeding Card. They generally don't offer it unless you ask."

"Not on the menu any more: Ask for "The Hulk"1/2lb burger + split beef hot dog + chili"

"For anyone that says the sandwiches are too big:1. You couldn't be more wrong2. Take half the meat off and put in a to-go box. Add bread and home and have a second (or third) sandwich."