Andrew Dowley

"Best steak in London. You should have the garlic mushrooms as a side. Would also recommend the brownie desert if you have room."

"Genius! Great idea."

"Not much water, lots of mud."

"Good luck trying to find out which is the ladies and gents within reception with the stupid images on the doors. There's not even urinals inside to verify whether you've made the right/wrong decision!"

"The business queue isn't worth the hassle, it's always slower than the normal queue."

"The entrance isn't on Am Wald, that takes you to the back of the hotel with no parking. It's the road before Waldstrasse."