Steve Alexander-Brown

"Ask for a room/suite away from the Village stroll as it's *very* noisy at night :'("

"Don't order fries with your steak if you're expecting chunky handmade/gourmet style... They are in fact more likely drier, crispier McDonald's style."

"Bring your caving helmet and miners torch! If you don't want to be able to see or hear your fellow diners and deal with the terrible attitude of the manager then come here :-D"

"Ssssh... It's a secret!"

"Cup of tea for a Pound!"

"Make sure you get your discount off food and drink by using your unlimited card! Save more time by getting your tickets at the same time!"