"Call in and order the Ramen to go. It'll be ready in ~15 min. If you eat in there, you'll smell like food for the rest of the day. But the food is good so, maybe you'll like smelling yourself. "
"A doctor lives here. He'll save your life in exchange for beer."
アパート / マンション
· アメリカ合衆国ニューヨーク市
"Ask for Titipong... he gives out favors"
"Wifi on the 4th floor and above sucks balls."
"Mac & Cheese has gone downhill. Bring back the penne!"
"There's like 10 restaurants for every 1 clothing store here. Filipinos love to eat."