Dr Profressor Food Destroyer Von Die Quantum Realm

"Order off menu and get the slice of plain white bread. Its to die for. It’s comes dripping with boiling hot chum."

"Levi was first known as the inventor of the horse diaper. But after realizing horses enjoy country music he felt embarrassed and soon thereafter he also did “jeans”."

"This place shut down because it was garbage."

"The bartender was drunk hilarious except he farted and it was awkward."

"The canal water is safe to drink, you can drink as much of it as you want because it’s free."

"Not as good as airplane food (and i’m talking about a cheap flight, like one of those Ryan air 1 euro flights). Cool building though."