"While I believe all the sandwiches are good here, I would leave the American classics to an American sandwich shop. The best values are the Banh mi IMO."
"This place makes the best durian shakes, this side of the Willamette. Get 'em with bubbles and that's a meal in itself!"
"$2 weenies! Sure, they're not Costco dogs, but still a good deal at the theater. Save yourself a few bucks and ask for 1-2 cups of water."
"Half off nachos and dogs! Is that just tonight or every Tuesday?"
"I have a couple of tips - 1) call in your order if you'r more than 5-minute walk away and 2) if you must wait, do it outside. It's hot in there. Great food by the way!"
"Whoops. Not here to see OB/GYN. we are here learning about Nutrametrix."